I think I've been blacklisted from the AZ MVD personalized plate system.

"VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely" (vajazzlemcdildertits) 01/04/2017 at 20:35 • Filed to: vanity plate, FFFFUUU, MVD, personalized, YOLO

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It was probably cause of this. However, I recently attempted to do another submission now that I have another car, and weeks have gone by without a response either by snail mail or email. So it might have been that one.

So, I had a few minutes, and I went and tried another few combinations. First things first, I of course go and check my submission for availability at !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

Tried FITALL. says it’s available. Attempt to register.

Your plate choice is not available, please try again.

Weird, but ok. Let me try something else. What about MYFAVRT?

Your plate choice is not available, please try again.

Nope.

Welp, three sheets to the wind, how about FAJAZZL?

Your plate choice is not available, please try again.

FRAGRNT?

Your plate choice is not available, please try again.

All of them are available when you search for them. I might have finally pissed them off.

For the record, my intial submission was FFFFUUU... which I attempted to justify as a ending word for “KUUUNNNG FFFFUUU” so they simply have had enough of my shit.

Let’s see some successful personalized plates out there.

wiffleballtony > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 01/04/2017 at 20:51

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Never attribute to malice that can be just as easily explained by incompetence.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > wiffleballtony 01/04/2017 at 20:53

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A personal favourite phrase of mine. It could be just that my original submission was held up, but it’s been months. Hopefully they tell me no or send out some kind of explanation either way.

pip bip - choose Corrour > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 01/04/2017 at 21:03

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Resubmit it perhaps?

wiffleballtony > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 01/04/2017 at 21:05

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Maybe they’re swamped with snow birds?

Tazio, Count Fouroff > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 01/04/2017 at 21:06

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Bummer :(

Partial success story — supposed to have a space between the model and engine designations; when taken back to tag office the wizard of smart at the window reports that spaces are no longer available on tags (wait, wut? They ran out or something??)

Bonus 328xi to make up for sloppy pic

AestheticsInMotion > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 01/04/2017 at 21:08

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I got passed by a wide body brz two days ago with “dat ass”

No clue how they got that through but it was pretty fitting

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > pip bip - choose Corrour 01/04/2017 at 21:09

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I plan on waiting a bit and trying again. Not sure, normally they are quick to send me a rejection or the plate.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > wiffleballtony 01/04/2017 at 21:09

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One can only hope!

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > AestheticsInMotion 01/04/2017 at 21:09

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Wow yeah! What state was this in?

wiffleballtony > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 01/04/2017 at 21:12

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Old people love the mvd, and the post office.

AestheticsInMotion > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 01/04/2017 at 21:16

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Washington! That thing sounded amazing.

I’m planning on grabbing 2jdm4u once I’ve gotten a few more parts installed.

leicester > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 01/04/2017 at 21:29

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This lives down the street from me.

interstate366, now In The Industry > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 01/04/2017 at 22:21

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Mine is “double drop”, which primarily refers to DJs dropping the bass on two songs at once, but it apparently, according to Urban Dictionary, also has a second meaning of taking two hits/pills at the same time. I guess Virginia DMV doesn’t know either meaning because they let me have it.

DipodomysDeserti > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 01/04/2017 at 23:14

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It was a bunch of racist and white power plates that prompted Arizona to start reviewing them. No joke. I saw a 1488 one once.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 01/04/2017 at 23:46

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No SR20, but I’ve seen on my commute a few times a lightly-modified BMW F13 650i with the plate “SIXXX50".